Santa Sculler

Dear Santa you are not built for single
You’re a little too round where you need
To be thin
And your girth seems to be so fully
Extended that all that can be seen is
Red cloth and ermine where
The sax boards are supposed to begin

Now my advice to you would be to quit
While you are winning and stick
To the seat of your sleigh
Because if all of those elves and reindeer
Were to simultaneously let go you will
“Invert and desert” that single scull
With out a doubt almost straight away

And we know it’s a Christmas present
For a promising youngster
And you just thought to give it a try
But you have a long way to go this
Coming Christmas Eve so it’s better that
You do so in good nick dear old Saint Nick
And in fact while you are still dry!

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