Rowing Limericks

We bumped into Rob McCarthy who paints the beautiful miniature oars for our shop.  He told us that on his long car journeys to go to regattas, he entertains himself composing limericks on rowing themes…. read on

Coach Diks

For training, our coach Dik Schnocks

Gives erg tests and sprints on the lochs

He needs to think data

To coach so much smarter

So we’ll buy him a Coxmate Cox Box

Another One Bites the Dust

A talented rower arrived from Nantucket
Missed the RPC cut and said F^%kit
These noddies are clever
I’m now out forever
To tackle that list in my bucket

Note: RPC = regional performance centre – the NZ equivalent of State Institute Rowing in Australia or the UK World Class Start programme.

Bucket List = things to do before you die!

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